Naruto and sasuke lay under the moonlight with dere hands entertwined tenderly when they suddenly herd a reverbrative screaming sound comming frum a clearing of green trees nearby. I looked up “kukoro” for funsies and the closest I found was “kugokoro” which my dictionary defines as “a poetic turn of mind.” Say what you will about this fic, I think “poetic” is the last adjective to come to mind. Your attempt to be Twila Beautiful Psycho Topaz is showing. "I want to be with you istsumo" said naruto as he stroked sasukes perfect hair.Īuthor note: haterz shut up naruto wuld lyke dis fanfic if he wer alive, but hez alive in my kukoro (heart) if u don't like it ur not a reel Naruto fan!11 (or MCR or twilight) So I’ll just sigh, shake my head, and curse God's foul creation. As for the Japanese, I feel like anything I say at this point is redundant. I dunno about you guys, but I think the author is trying to say they’re doing this sweetly. So then they orgasmed sweetly with each other, and then they kissed sweetly (or if you know nihongo like me, its “amayi”). Your thinly veiled attempt to be Tara Gillespie is showing. GERARD WAY IS SOOOOO HAWT, I want him to tek me in a coffin) “okay”, but like really sexily like MCR (omg I love that band. “im about to rgasm all over the place, so u should too!” naruto said “naruto-chan! Yesss!” screamed sisake in pleasure as naruto was on top of him. While we’re at it, can that trope die, please? Thanks. And seeing as we’re in kawaiidesuyaoiland, inevitably this will usher Sasuke into his newfound sexuality. Oxford’s defines perpetrate as “to commit a crime or do sth (?) wrong or evil.” Logic dictates that if this involves Naruto’s –snerk- “ninja love rod” (Hey, in Naruto’s defense, it is marginally better than “purple headed yoghurt slinger.”) then it’s most likely rape. “I cant hold it in any longer, I must perpetrate you with my ninja love rod NOW” said naruto as he put it into sasuke. I guarantee you she’ll laugh her ass off. I almost want to show that sentence to my (Japanese) host sister. Then he looked into naruto’s brilliant green eyes and whispered “kimme wa daisuki kawaii”. Weren’t they both already naked or does the author have a memory of a narcoleptic goldfish? Sasuke moaned as he took out his ninja star and used it to take his clothes off. Then he casually put the katanan away and sweetly but seductidly rgasm sisuke on the lips. Naruto seksily slid his bright blue eyes from left to right 2 make sure none of the evil ninjas were there.Īs per fanfiction rule, they’re probably all pervy peeping toms anyway, what does it matter? Hopefully a picture of my right asscheek will summarize my feelings about this fic. The great thing is the author didn’t even specify what kind of review she wants. On the other hand, this is a fucking terrible fic. On the bright side the author finally fucking spelt “kawaii” right. If you like sporks by a writer who knows what the hell they're doing and has a stomach made of iron, check out szaleniec1000.Īuthor’s note: okay so this is really getting kawaii and hot rgas it? Remember to write a review! AND ALL U HATERZ SHTUT UP YOU I KNOW ANTHNIG I typo like it's my second job and I couldn't identify a passive voice sentence even if I was held at gunpoint. I'm slowly getting an idea of how to format my sporks. And I resolve to NOT call the author a weeaboo in this chapter. So from now on I’ll be taking on two chapters at once per post. DusterI decided to just cram together chapters since they’re thankfully short.
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